5 things the pickup community doesn’t want you to know

Recently there's been a huge wave of anti-PUA posts. Most of this is written by guys trying to sell their own bootcamps and material. As a joke, I responded with the following post, which echoes a lot of the comments made by these other guys. PUAHate.com I guess thought I was serious, and they've been praising my post lolzzzz.

1. Just be yourself. Come on man. It’s not that hard. Go out and be yourself and girls will sleep with you. You don’t need to go to the gym, or learn about calibration or theory. It’s all bullshit. More lies the community feeds you to sell bootcamps. All you need to do is be yourself. That is, as long as you’re an asshole, since those are the only guys who get laid. Everyone else is just plain weird and will never get laid.

2. Be confident. Girls love confident guys. All you need to do is walk up to a girl and be really confident about yourself, and she’s bound to sleep with you. Getting confidence is easy. You tell yourself you’re awesome, and that’s it…you’re good to go. When you touch girls, do it with confidence. I realize you’ve never been told how to actually do it, but touching girls is like the easiest thing a man can do, so stop being a dick and do it.

3. It’ll happen when you least expect it. Sarging is a waste of time. Have you ever tried sitting around not talking to girls, and have you noticed they ALWAYS talk to you? Ever wonder why this is? You gotta stop trying, because that’s when girls will appear in your life.

4. Don’t take pickup seriously. Come on, man. This shit’s hilarious. Sitting in your mommy’s basement every night well into your 30s, playing video games and not getting laid. Yeah, that’s some funny shit. It’s not like you’re gonna get suicidal doing that. You can go out and have fun, and not really put in much effort, and still get laid. As long as you don’t take this shit seriously, you’re bound to get good at picking up chicks. The moment you start thinking about this as a “journey” or create goals that are uncomfortable and involve work, you’re taking it waaaay too seriously. Lighten the fuck up, man.

5. The community stops you from getting laid and is full of frauds. Posting on the forum is the surest sign you’re not getting laid, or if you are it’s with a war pig. Hanging out with other pickup artists is also a good way to know you’re a virgin. There’s no valid exchange of information on forums. It’s all designed to stop you from getting pussy and turn you into a loser. I’m the only exception. Everyone else sucks except me, so always listen to what I have to say. I’m not out to make a ton of money, but everyone else is. Pretty much everyone in the community who teaches is a fraud. (Except me. I’m ok).